Scumbag Brain

Hey remember your new year's resolution? Let's click on this link asking for favorite nsfw pictures

Hey remember your new year's resolution? Let's click on this link asking for favorite nsfw pictures  Scumbag Brain

Motivates You To Take Up Running For Exercise ONCE

Motivates You To Take Up Running For Exercise ONCE  Scumbag Brain

Remembers everything you need to do while your in the shower Forgets it all as soon as you get out

Remembers everything you need to do while your in the shower Forgets it all as soon as you get out  Scumbag Brain

Wants you to be in a good mood Makes sure you don't laugh at anything

Wants you to be in a good mood Makes sure you don't laugh at anything  Scumbag Brain

Tells you that you're over girl. Dreams about her.

Tells you that you're over girl. Dreams about her.   Scumbag Brain

Not in the mood to watch any of your 200 DVDs. Oh, Home Alone 3 is on TV? Halfway through? With commercials? I'll watch that.

Not in the mood to watch 
any of your 200 DVDs. Oh, Home Alone 3 is on TV? Halfway through? With commercials? 
I'll watch that.     Scumbag Brain

Thinks you forgot something Can't remember what it was

Thinks you forgot something Can't remember what it was   Scumbag Brain

Tells you to be happy with 9 to 5 job Only starts working correctly at two in the morning

Tells you to be happy with 9 to 5 job Only starts working correctly at two in the morning  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're trying to sleep Lets remember that time your ex-girlfriend and you were cuddling naked in your bed.

Oh, you're trying to sleep Lets remember that time your ex-girlfriend and you were cuddling naked in your bed.  Scumbag Brain

Yeah, it's just a fart. Oops. My bad.

Yeah, it's just a fart. Oops. My bad.   Scumbag Brain
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