Scumbag Brain

Realizes how grateful you are for certain relatives Immediately begins to imagine scenarios where they die

Realizes how grateful you are for certain relatives Immediately begins to imagine scenarios where they die  Scumbag Brain

Takes several weeks to get into good sleeping patterns takes a couple of days to ruin them

Takes several weeks to get into good sleeping patterns takes a couple of days to ruin them  Scumbag Brain

Clearly understands what someone said Still forces you to say "huh?"

Clearly understands what someone said Still forces you to say

Keeps falling asleep at friends house Wide awake when you get home

Keeps falling asleep at friends house Wide awake when you get home  Scumbag Brain

Feels lonely when alone, desires company Feels drained around people, desires solitude

Feels lonely when alone, desires company Feels drained around people, desires solitude   Scumbag Brain

Ready to go to sleep? No problem! Just scratch this itch. And that one. And this other one...

Ready to go to sleep? No problem! Just scratch this itch. And that one. And this other one...  Scumbag Brain

Dreams help you deal with your deepest desires and anxieties and provide solutions to many problems Makes you forget them in the morning

Dreams help you deal with your deepest desires and anxieties and provide solutions to many problems Makes you forget them in the morning  Scumbag Brain

Oh look, time to get up Now you can go to sleep

Oh look, time to get up Now you can go to sleep  Scumbag Brain

first day of break? let's wake up really early and not go back to sleep

first day of break? let's wake up really early and not go back to sleep  Scumbag Brain

Knows a word forgets the word when you need to use it

Knows a word forgets the word when you need to use it  Scumbag Brain
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