Scumbag Brain

CAN YOU HELP ME OCCUPY MY BRAIN?

CAN YOU HELP ME OCCUPY MY BRAIN?  Scumbag Brain

Too late to watch an entire movie, I'll just watch a tv show instead Watches an entire season

Too late to watch an entire movie, I'll just watch a tv show instead Watches an entire season  Scumbag Brain

Knows the answer to something Or do you?

Knows the answer to something Or do you?  Scumbag Brain

Sick again? AIDS

Sick again? AIDS   Scumbag Brain

Time to go to bed.... Hey bro, remember all those NSFL links you clicked on?

Time to go to bed.... Hey bro, remember all those NSFL links you clicked on?   Scumbag Brain

You're nervous about the 1st day of the new job you got? Here's a nice realistic dream of you being late to help you relax

You're nervous about the 1st day of the new job you got? Here's a nice realistic dream of you being late to help you relax  Scumbag Brain

Able to effortlessly memorize hundreds of song lyrics Unable to memorize 20 important dates in History for exam

Able to effortlessly memorize hundreds of song lyrics Unable to memorize 20 important dates in History for exam  Scumbag Brain

Meet new Girl Immediately think about her naked

Meet new Girl Immediately think about her naked  Scumbag Brain

Needs to be quiet while people sleep Makes everything you do 10x louder

Needs to be quiet while people sleep Makes everything you do 10x louder   Scumbag Brain

Something was said. Analyze: Was it bad? Yes. they called you slow! Generate witty comeback. (6 Hours later) Comeback Complete. Say, "The jerk store called, they're running out of..." Wait, where is everyone?

Something was said. Analyze: Was it bad? Yes. they called you slow! Generate witty comeback. (6 Hours later) Comeback Complete. Say,
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