Scumbag Brain

NSFW? Click it. Click it. Click it. Click it.

NSFW? Click it. Click it. Click it. Click it.   Scumbag Brain

Reports car stolen to the police and insurance company remembers you just walked home from the coffee shop and left it there

Reports car stolen to the police and insurance company remembers you just walked home from the coffee shop and left it there  Scumbag Brain

Allow me to dream about sexual conquests you could've had in High School So that you can dwell on them all day

Allow me to dream about sexual conquests you could've had in High School So that you can dwell on them all day  Scumbag Brain

Finals are in 48 hours Let's aimlessly browse Wikipedia!

Finals are in 48 hours Let's aimlessly browse Wikipedia!   Scumbag Brain

You're exhausted. Good thing you laid down. Your legs feel weird though. you should wiggle them around for a few hours before you fall asleep.

You're exhausted. Good thing you laid down. 
 Your legs feel weird though. you should wiggle them around for a few hours before you fall asleep.  Scumbag Brain

hey, it seems like you have a solo coming up in jazz band I'll just turn off for a while

hey, it seems like you have a solo coming up in jazz band I'll just turn off for a while  Scumbag Brain

You just drank 10 beers? we should get some taco bell!

You just drank 10 beers? we should get some taco bell!  Scumbag Brain

You see that hot iron that's falling off the ironing board? I think you should reach out and try to catch it.

You see that hot iron that's falling off the ironing board? I think you should reach out and try to catch it.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a very important midterm tomorrow? You have plenty of time to study! Let's watch a new movie!

Oh, you have a very important midterm tomorrow? You have plenty of time to study! Let's watch a new movie!   Scumbag Brain

Forgets to lock door Reminds you that you always remember to lock the door

Forgets to lock door Reminds you that you always remember to lock the door  Scumbag Brain
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