Scumbag Brain

"Think you're finally overprevious girlfriends ?" "Here, have a few awkward dreams about the ones you really loved."

Can't spend $12 on dinner Spends $12 on a pitcher of beer

Can't spend $12 on dinner Spends $12 on a pitcher of beer  Scumbag Brain

"I consider the preservation of the human condition to be very much important" said the brain

"We shouldn't do anything today." Guilt trips you all night over not getting anything done

Convince you to goto Taco Bell Forget to get fire sauce

Convince you to goto Taco Bell Forget to get fire sauce  Scumbag Brain

decided we should go to engineering school then abandoned me

decided we should go to engineering school then abandoned me  Scumbag Brain

finally lets you sleep by 4am wide awake at 6am for no reason.

finally lets you sleep by 4am wide awake at 6am for no reason.  Scumbag Brain

blanket shifts and gently caresses your leg makes you think it's a spider EVERY TIME

blanket shifts and gently caresses your leg makes you think it's a spider
EVERY TIME   Scumbag Brain

Thinks about sex every 7 seconds Girls call you a horn dog

Thinks about sex every 7 seconds Girls call you a horn dog
    Scumbag Brain

so, after a long week of work you can finally sleep in. i'm waking you up at 4. goodnight

so, after a long week of work you can finally sleep in. i'm waking you up at 4. goodnight  Scumbag Brain
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