Scumbag Brain

Tired All Day Catch Second Wind at Mindnight

Tired All Day Catch Second Wind at Mindnight  Scumbag Brain

"Congrats on not having a cigarette in almost 72 hours." "Say, know what you deserve for your determination?..."

Hey bro, remember the answer you couldn't remember on that test you just finished? I think now is a better time to tell you what it was

Hey bro, remember the answer you couldn't remember on that test you just finished? I think now is a better time to tell you what it was  Scumbag Brain

Only remembers the good aspects of an abusive girlfriend. Only remembers the bad aspects of abusive parents.

Only remembers the good aspects of an abusive girlfriend. Only remembers the bad aspects of abusive parents.  Scumbag Brain

OH you have a sore throat? Let me make the urge to swalllow increase ten-fold so you're sure it's sore.

OH you have a sore throat? Let me make the urge to swalllow increase ten-fold so you're sure it's sore.  Scumbag Brain

Can't Sleep Better think about your parents dying and how sad you'll be when that happens.

Can't Sleep Better think about your parents dying and how sad you'll be when that happens.   Scumbag Brain

Remember that stupid thing you did? How about we remember it over and over examining all the reasons you're a moron until you hate yourself.

Remember that stupid thing you did? How about we remember it over and over examining all the reasons you're a moron until you hate yourself.   Scumbag Brain

I know youre at a funeral right now But lets think about that funny moment that happened yesterday

I know youre at a funeral right now But lets think about that funny moment that happened yesterday  Scumbag Brain

Remembers every detail of a video game 20 years later forgets the name of someone you met ten seconds ago

Remembers every detail of a video game 20 years later forgets the name of someone you met ten seconds ago  Scumbag Brain

oh, your tired and about to fall asleep? let me remind you of all the shit you fucked up in life.

oh, your tired and about to fall asleep? let me remind you of all the shit you fucked up in life.  Scumbag Brain
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