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Scumbag Brain

Clearly sees person in front of you push the crosswalk button Better push it another 15 times to make sure it registered

Clearly sees person in front of you push the crosswalk button Better push it another 15 times to make sure it registered Scumbag Brain
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Has entirety of human knowledge readily available Goes on reddit

Has entirety of human knowledge readily available Goes on reddit Scumbag Brain
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Can't tell you what position is comfortable when falling asleep Finds the best position before waking up

Can't tell you what position is comfortable when falling asleep Finds the best position before waking up Scumbag Brain
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Weekdays: "You don't really need to make it to your morning classes do you? Weekends: "9am? Wakey-wakey"

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Knows the one girl i have a crush on creates a dream where i witness her having sex with other guys

Knows the one girl i have a crush on creates a dream where i witness her having sex with other guys Scumbag Brain
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Now sneeze No wait, don't. Actually you know what, yeah, sneeze. Scratch that, don't sneeze. On second thought, maybe..... actually nevermind, i'll get back to you in 5 minutes about this

Now sneeze No wait, don't. Actually you know what, yeah, sneeze. Scratch that, don't sneeze. On second thought, maybe..... actually nevermind, i'll get back to you in 5 minutes about this Scumbag Brain
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I noticed the baby made a noise and woke you up Which is great because while you were sleeping I compiled a list of things to worry about

I noticed the baby made a noise and woke you up Which is great because while you were sleeping I compiled a list of things to worry about Scumbag Brain
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cop is coming up to your car window? we're keeping the erection.

cop is coming up to your car window? we're keeping the erection. Scumbag Brain
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Tells me to offer the new guy at the homeless shelter a snack of watermelon new guy is black

Tells me to offer the new guy at the homeless shelter a snack of watermelon new guy is black Scumbag Brain
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go to 9gag.com don't know why...

go to 9gag.com don't know why... Scumbag Brain
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