Scumbag Brain

Finally got that suit on for work? Better take a piss.

Finally got that suit on for work? Better take a piss.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that cute girl who now wants to date you you can do better than her

Hey, you know that cute girl who now wants to date you you can do better than her  Scumbag Brain

been clean for a year and half spent last two nights dreaming of ingesting/injecting copious amounts of herion

been clean for a year and half spent last two nights dreaming of ingesting/injecting copious amounts of herion  Scumbag Brain

Finals week "Hey bro now's a great time to replay Skyrim"

Finals week

Gets overly attached girlfriend LOSES INTEREST IMMEDIATELY

Gets overly attached girlfriend LOSES INTEREST IMMEDIATELY  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to BREAK UP WITH BOYFRIEND CONVINCES YOU TO EAT 10 POUNDS OF CHOCOLATE

Convinces you to BREAK UP WITH BOYFRIEND CONVINCES YOU TO EAT 10 POUNDS OF CHOCOLATE  Scumbag Brain

ENCOURAGES YOU TO GO ON DATE LEAVES YOU AWKWARD AND TONGUE TIED THE WHOLE NIGHT

ENCOURAGES YOU TO GO ON DATE LEAVES YOU AWKWARD AND TONGUE TIED THE WHOLE NIGHT  Scumbag Brain

Sees your huge poop Tells you you could take huge cock

Sees your huge poop Tells you you could take huge cock   Scumbag Brain

Oh she hasn't responded to the first ten messages you've sent her? Better keep texting, that will get her to talk to you.

Oh she hasn't responded to the first ten messages you've sent her? Better keep texting, that will get her to talk to you.  Scumbag Brain

AP exam tomorrow? one more meme wont hurt

AP exam tomorrow? one more meme wont hurt  Scumbag Brain
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