Scumbag Brain

Yo bro, doesn't it suck that your ex is with someone else? Let's think about that again in five seconds.

Yo bro, doesn't it suck that your ex is with someone else? Let's think about that again in five seconds.   Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that girl you're trying to forget about? Well here's a long vivid dream about her.

Hey, you know that girl you're trying to forget about? Well here's a long vivid dream about her.  Scumbag Brain

The idea we just came up with is AWESOME! Go to sleep, I promise I'll help you remember it in the morning

The idea we just came up with is AWESOME! Go to sleep, I promise I'll help you remember it in the morning   Scumbag Brain

You have lots of work to do today You should try to read all of reddit now so you don't get distracted later

You have lots of work to do today You should try to read all of reddit now so you don't get distracted later  Scumbag Brain

"We shouldn't do anything today." Guilt trips you all night over not getting anything done

about to present project in front of class better make sure your penis still works

about to present project in front of class better make sure your penis still works  Scumbag Brain

Contains the chemical potential for constant euphoria Gives you Depression

Contains the chemical potential for constant euphoria Gives you Depression    Scumbag Brain

Oh you went to bed early? Might as well sleep later too

Oh you went to bed early? Might as well sleep later too  Scumbag Brain

Ooh there is soap in your eye? let me clean that up with a hand full of soap

Ooh there is soap in your eye?  let me clean that up with a hand full of soap  Scumbag Brain

Close your eyes, time to shampoo your hair. HURRY UP AND RINSE IT OUT, I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND YOU!

Close your eyes, time to shampoo your hair. HURRY UP AND RINSE IT OUT, I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND YOU!  Scumbag Brain
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