Scumbag Brain

You need to make friends in college? Immediately forgets name of anyone you meet

You need  to make friends in college? Immediately forgets name of anyone you meet   Scumbag Brain

TOO AFRAID TO MAKE A MOVE ON A GIRL BERATES YOU AFTERWARDS FOR NOT DOING IT

TOO AFRAID TO MAKE A MOVE ON A GIRL BERATES YOU AFTERWARDS FOR NOT DOING IT  Scumbag Brain

You decided to wear gym shorts to class? Here's an unhidable boner for you

You decided to wear gym shorts to class? Here's an unhidable boner for you   Scumbag Brain

Wakes up with plenty of time to go to work on Saturday monrning

Wakes up with plenty of time to go to work on Saturday  monrning  Scumbag Brain

Oh your alarm clock is going off? Let me just add the sound to your dream

Oh your alarm clock is going off? Let me just add the sound to your dream  Scumbag Brain

Hey, you know that song you don't like? Let me play it to you over and over again

Hey, you know that song you don't like? Let me play it to you over and over again  Scumbag Brain

I think I am ready to study now at 3 AM

I think I am ready to study now at 3 AM   Scumbag Brain

Knows You like a girl Gives her advice to get another guy

Knows You like a girl Gives her advice to get another guy  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you just got over that crush of yours? How about I dream a looong, super realistic dream about you two hooking up?

Oh, you just got over that crush of yours? How about I dream a looong, super realistic dream about you two hooking up?   Scumbag Brain

"Naw man, it's cool, today's Saturday, sleep as long as you want." Actually Thursday.

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