Scumbag Brain

Finally allows you to fall asleep Alarm goes off

Finally allows you to fall asleep Alarm goes off  Scumbag Brain

CONFUSE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION WITH DEPRESSION

CONFUSE SEXUAL FRUSTRATION WITH DEPRESSION  Scumbag Brain

Detects your crush Disable ability to talk

Detects your crush Disable ability to talk    Scumbag Brain

Makes Scumbag Brain Meme about Sleep Patterns Apparently forgets that 1,000 of these have already been made and all inexplicably made the front page...

Makes Scumbag Brain Meme about Sleep Patterns Apparently forgets that 1,000 of these have already been made and all inexplicably made the front page...  Scumbag Brain

Remember, only pour 1 bowl of chips to limit yourself But lets leave the rest of the bag open right beside me

Remember, only pour 1 bowl of chips to limit yourself But lets leave the rest of the bag open right beside me  Scumbag Brain

Well rested: stressed and irritable Sleep deprived: giggly and euphoric

Well rested: stressed and irritable Sleep deprived: giggly and euphoric  Scumbag Brain

Notices that you woke up before your alarm and chose to sleep instead of get up Times it just perfectly so the awesome part of your dream is interrupted by your alarm

Notices that you woke up before your alarm and chose to sleep instead of get up Times it just perfectly so the awesome part of your dream is interrupted by your alarm  Scumbag Brain

Most complex thinking machine on the planet forgets things

Most complex thinking machine on the planet forgets things  Scumbag Brain

lets you suck candy cane into sharp point forgets about point... punctures tongue

lets you suck candy cane into sharp point forgets about point...
punctures tongue  Scumbag Brain

ENCOURAGES YOU TO BE PRODUCTIVE THINKS INTERNET POINTS MATTER

ENCOURAGES YOU TO BE PRODUCTIVE THINKS INTERNET POINTS MATTER  Scumbag Brain
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