Scumbag Brain

BONER DURING CLASS SOFT DURING SEX

BONER DURING CLASS SOFT DURING SEX   Scumbag Brain

Remembers details of obscure historical events Can't remember names of boss's kids

Remembers details of obscure historical events Can't remember names of boss's kids   Scumbag Brain

Flubs your words during an insignificant conversation Repeat moment in head over and over for the next 6 hours.

Flubs your words during an insignificant conversation Repeat moment in head over and over for the next 6 hours.  Scumbag Brain

smooth when talking with friends meets a cute girl and shuts off

smooth when talking with friends meets a cute girl and shuts off  Scumbag Brain

THAT GIRL IS CUTE IMAGINE HER TAKING A SHIT

THAT GIRL IS CUTE IMAGINE HER TAKING A SHIT   Scumbag Brain

You want to be well rested and fresh for a 7:30am exam? Makes you hot, restless and uncomfortable untill 5:30am

You want to be well rested and fresh for a 7:30am exam? Makes you hot, restless and uncomfortable untill 5:30am  Scumbag Brain

keeps pointless song lyrics forever Forgets key information immediately after reading

keeps pointless song lyrics forever  Forgets key information immediately after reading  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're taking a piss Here's an uncontrollable sneezing fit, have fun cleaning that shit up!

Oh you're taking a piss Here's an uncontrollable sneezing fit, have fun cleaning that shit up!  Scumbag Brain

When you need to sleep: Doesn't stop thinking When you need to stay up and work: Turns off one lobe at a time

When you need to sleep: Doesn't stop thinking When you need to stay up and work: Turns off one lobe at a time  Scumbag Brain

MAKES YOU EXTREMELY TIRED WHEN STUDYING AWAKE AND ALERT AFTERWORDS

MAKES YOU EXTREMELY TIRED WHEN STUDYING AWAKE AND ALERT AFTERWORDS  Scumbag Brain
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