Scumbag Brain

Able to heal your wounds Makes picking scabs feel good

Able to heal your wounds Makes picking scabs feel good  Scumbag Brain

hears a song you find extremely annoying replays the most annoying line for the rest of the day

hears a song you find extremely annoying replays the most annoying line for the rest of the day  Scumbag Brain

Remember how you blew it with that hot girl at the bar 2 years ago? Yah, we're going to think about that for the next 4 hours.

Remember how you blew it with that hot girl at the bar 2 years ago? Yah, we're going to think about that for the next 4 hours.  Scumbag Brain

Has the power to increase frame rate to slow time only uses it in very extreme emergency

Has the power to increase frame rate to slow time only uses it in very extreme  emergency   Scumbag Brain

Oh hey a girl likes me? Better act awkward and nervous That'll definitely get her

Oh hey a girl likes me? Better act awkward and nervous That'll definitely get her  Scumbag Brain

Need to cram for an exam tomorrow? You've never created a successful meme; try now.

Need to cram for an exam tomorrow? You've never created a successful meme; try now.   Scumbag Brain

Remembers 4000 years of Star Wars storyline Forgets sister's birthday

Remembers 4000 years of Star Wars storyline Forgets sister's birthday  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you need to get enough sleep? Well here's a slight urge to pee

Oh, you need to get enough sleep? Well here's a slight urge to pee   Scumbag Brain

Remembers the face good luck with the name

Remembers the face good luck with the name  Scumbag Brain

Big project due tomorrow? Look at all this housework you've been putting off

Big project due tomorrow? Look at all this housework you've been putting off  Scumbag Brain
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