Scumbag Brain

Remembers every lyric to every song you've ever heard Except when you're singing it out loud in front of others

Remembers every lyric to every song you've ever heard Except when you're singing it out loud in front of others  Scumbag Brain

Sleeping in a separate room at her parents' place? Time to think about the nastiest sex you could be having with her.

Sleeping in a separate room at her parents' place? Time to think about the nastiest sex you could be having with her.  Scumbag Brain

"I know you used a condom with that girl ...But she's probably pregnant"

Having an awesome sex dream with hot friend wakes you up cuz you're "cheating" on your GF

Having an awesome sex dream with hot friend wakes you up cuz you're

Oh I farted that smells good OMG SOMEONE ELSE FARTED THATS THE WORST SMELLING THING EVER!

Oh I farted that smells good OMG SOMEONE ELSE FARTED THATS THE WORST SMELLING THING EVER!   Scumbag Brain

Still depressed over breaking up with girlfriend? Here is dream about all the wonderful times you had together

Still depressed over breaking up with girlfriend? Here is dream about all the wonderful times you had together   Scumbag Brain

talking to girl i like becomes fluent in tourettes

talking to girl i like becomes fluent in tourettes   Scumbag Brain

Task : Design a webpage that works on Firefox x.y. Tutor opens it in IE... as she doesn't have Firefox, sigh... Creates an awesome Webpage!

Task : Design a webpage that works on Firefox x.y. Tutor opens it in IE... as she doesn't have Firefox, sigh... Creates an awesome Webpage!  Scumbag Brain

Knows you aren't on the bottom step Tells your legs you are

Knows you aren't
on the bottom step Tells your legs you are  Scumbag Brain

You are done pooping, wipe now That reminds me- you have to poop.

You are done pooping, wipe now That reminds me-
you have to poop.   Scumbag Brain
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