Scumbag Brain

Graduated college 4 years ago, still dreams about failing class.

Graduated college 4 years ago, still dreams about failing class.  Scumbag Brain

2 Minutes left to class? here's a massive erection to walk through the halls with

2 Minutes left to class? here's a massive erection to walk through the halls with   Scumbag Brain

keeps sleep debt like a loan shark forgets sleep surplus like a scumbag friend

keeps sleep debt like a loan shark forgets sleep surplus like a scumbag friend  Scumbag Brain

Did you just turn the lights off? here are some mental pics of things that hide in the dark

Did you just turn the lights off? here are some mental pics of things that hide in the dark   Scumbag Brain

Tells your girlfriend she's being dumb because she's being dumb... Makes you feel bad about it even though you're right.

Tells your girlfriend she's being dumb because she's being dumb...  Makes you feel bad about it even though you're right.    Scumbag Brain

Tells you to do your bibliography first That's a lot of progress man, take a Reddit break!

Tells you to do your bibliography first That's a lot of progress man, take a Reddit break!  Scumbag Brain

hey, that's pretty funny. Reddit would like that. Enjoy your downvotes

hey, that's pretty funny. Reddit would like that. Enjoy your downvotes  Scumbag Brain

Oh you just brushed your teeth? A bowl of cereal sounds pretty good right now

Oh you just brushed your teeth? A bowl of cereal sounds pretty good right now   Scumbag Brain

Tries to win the Game remembers it!

Tries to win the Game remembers it!  Scumbag Brain

Refuses to sleep when you need to is tired when you need to be awake

Refuses to sleep when you need to is tired when you need to be awake  Scumbag Brain
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