Scumbag Brain

Lets you drive all the way to work Then reminds you that's not where you were going

Lets you drive all the way to work Then reminds you that's not where you were going  Scumbag Brain

Realizes you made an error on the test you just finished As you hand it in

Realizes you made an error on the test you just finished As you hand it in   Scumbag Brain

Boy's Cerebral Beer, Sex and see what happens

Boy's Cerebral Beer, Sex and see what happens   Scumbag Brain

feel tired and go to sleep early wake up at midnight

feel tired and go to sleep early wake up at midnight  Scumbag Brain

oh, you don't like waking up all hours of the night to perform menial tasks? I'll just rewire myself. propagation of the species, bitch

oh, you don't like waking up all hours of the night to perform menial tasks? I'll just rewire myself. propagation of the species, bitch  Scumbag Brain

Bored? Why don't we head over to the fridge for a few seconds?

Bored? Why don't we head over to the fridge for a few seconds?   Scumbag Brain

Watches Sons of Anarchy right before bed Dreams about Twilight

Watches Sons of Anarchy right before bed Dreams about Twilight  Scumbag Brain

Loads of work to do, should really study hard 4 hours later Why not have a nap first?

Loads of work to do, should really study hard 4 hours later 
Why not have a nap first?  Scumbag Brain

Workmate tells you she's pregnant "punch her in the stomach punch her in the stomach punch her in the stomach"

Workmate tells you she's pregnant

Hey you know how you just got out of the shower? Have some diarrhea

Hey you know how you just got out of the shower? Have some diarrhea  Scumbag Brain
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