Scumbag Brain

Remembers all the answers on the final as soon as you hand it in

Remembers all the answers on the final as soon as you hand it in  Scumbag Brain

Lives in the same house for over 20 years Can't remember what light switch lights what room

Lives in the same house for over 20 years Can't remember what light switch lights what room   Scumbag Brain

Hasn't had sex in two months Time to lower standards

Hasn't had sex in two months Time to lower standards  Scumbag Brain

Food burns your tongue Let's swallow it whole

Food burns your tongue Let's swallow it whole   Scumbag Brain

Stoned and drunk at midnight. Let's think of all the stuff that needs to be done around the house.

Stoned and drunk at midnight. Let's think of all the stuff that needs to be done around the house.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, having a bad day? Time to think of every shitty thing that has happened to you in the past year!

Oh, having a bad day? Time to think of every shitty thing that has happened to you in the past year!  Scumbag Brain

FINNALY FEELS SATISFIED WITH LIFE YOU KNOW YOUR GOING TO DIE RIGHT?

FINNALY FEELS SATISFIED WITH LIFE YOU KNOW YOUR GOING TO DIE RIGHT?  Scumbag Brain

Beautiful moment at DragonCon with all your friends. Just Kidding! It's only a dream.

Beautiful moment at DragonCon with all your friends. Just Kidding! It's only a dream.  Scumbag Brain

I'mma let you finish trying to sleep but I just had one of the best ideas of ALL TIME

I'mma let you finish trying to sleep but I just had one of the best ideas of ALL TIME  Scumbag Brain

Holding in a fart? Initiate sneeze sequence.

Holding in a fart? Initiate sneeze sequence.   Scumbag Brain
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