Scumbag Brain

That girl is a total bitch and has a shit personality, But she's hot, so stay interested in her until it bites you in the ass

That girl is a total bitch and has a shit personality, But she's hot, so stay interested in her until it bites you in the ass   Scumbag Brain

Bored: Desperately seek out something to do Overtasked: Don't do anything at all

Bored:
Desperately seek out something to do Overtasked: 
Don't do anything at all  Scumbag Brain

Bored of reddit? Let's open a new fucking tab and go on reddit

Bored of reddit? Let's open a new fucking tab and go on reddit  Scumbag Brain

watching the nude concentration camp scene from Schindler's list Boner

 watching the nude concentration camp scene from Schindler's list Boner  Scumbag Brain

allows you to graduate college still gives you horrible dreams about forgetting to complete class assignments

allows you to graduate college still gives you horrible dreams about forgetting to complete class assignments  Scumbag Brain

I used to think my brain was my most important organ until i realized what organ was telling me that.

I used to think my brain was my most important organ until i realized what organ was telling me that.  Scumbag Brain

CAN'T WAIT TO SLEEP IN ON THE WEEKEND! WON'T SLEEP IN ON THE WEEKEND.

CAN'T WAIT TO SLEEP IN ON THE WEEKEND! WON'T SLEEP IN ON THE WEEKEND.  Scumbag Brain

The bell rings in 30 seconds and you're wearing sweatpants? Here, have an erection

The bell rings in 30 seconds and you're wearing sweatpants? Here, have an erection  Scumbag Brain

Imagines you doing something incredibly embarrassing in public Produces intense feelings of shame and self-loathing

Imagines you doing something incredibly embarrassing in public Produces intense feelings of shame and self-loathing  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you were rejected by your crush? you should probably like her even more now

Oh, you were rejected by your crush? you should probably like her even more now  Scumbag Brain
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