Scumbag Brain

Oh, trying to pay attention in class? Wouldn't you prefer to imagine how you would save the school from a gunman?

Oh, trying to pay attention in class? Wouldn't you prefer to imagine how you would save the school from a gunman?   Scumbag Brain

No, brain! No more caffeine! "BUT I AM LE TIRED"

No, brain! No more caffeine!

Makes you dream about getting ready for school Doesn't tell you its a dream until you're late

Makes you dream about getting ready for school Doesn't tell you its a dream until you're late   Scumbag Brain

Someone you've been around for a while tells you they're sick Instantly start feeling sick yourself

Someone you've been around for a while tells you they're sick Instantly start feeling sick yourself   Scumbag Brain

Quickly forget a wonderful dream Vividly remember a horrifying nightmare for the rest of the day and following night

Quickly forget a wonderful dream Vividly remember a horrifying nightmare for the rest of the day and following night  Scumbag Brain

First language is English Go to make a post on Reddit, suddenly forget all laws of grammar and spelling

First language is English Go to make a post on Reddit, suddenly forget all laws of grammar and spelling   Scumbag Brain

Needs food to be alert and function Tired after eating

Needs food to be alert and function Tired after eating  Scumbag Brain

Walking at night I'm serious, brah. There's a huge monster right behind you, but it can only get you if you look.

Walking at night I'm serious, brah. There's a huge monster right behind you, but it can only get you if you look.  Scumbag Brain

Can speak french and english Midnight thirty

Can speak french and english Midnight thirty  Scumbag Brain

I see you have a sore throat Better make more saliva so you have to swallow every 10 seconds.

I see you have a sore throat Better make more saliva so you have to swallow every 10 seconds.  Scumbag Brain
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