Scumbag Brain

Knows you have a headache. Still wants to listen to metal.

Knows you have a headache. Still wants to listen to metal.   Scumbag Brain

Finally got rid of that random boner? Here, have another one

Finally got rid of that random boner? Here, have another one   Scumbag Brain

Running hard? Better forget how to breathe.

Running hard? Better forget how to breathe.   Scumbag Brain

Ask "say again?" before processing the person's question process the question .2 seconds after asking "say again?"

Ask

Oh, you can sleep in today? Lets get up at 7am

Oh, you can sleep in today? Lets get up at 7am
 
  Scumbag Brain

decides to masturbate before bed remembers how ex broke your heart mid-schlick

decides to masturbate before bed remembers how ex broke your heart mid-schlick   Scumbag Brain

Pay for food at drive through Drive off before you get your food

Pay for food at drive through Drive off before you get your food  Scumbag Brain

WAKE UP DEAD TIRED WIDE AWAKE BY THE TIME YOU'RE FREE TO TAKE A NAP

WAKE UP DEAD TIRED WIDE AWAKE BY THE TIME YOU'RE FREE TO TAKE A NAP  Scumbag Brain

Cute girl around? Here's some sympathetic stimulation

Cute girl around? 
 Here's some sympathetic stimulation   Scumbag Brain

GO TO THE LIBRARY TO STUDY UNINTERRUPTED REDDIT TIME

GO TO THE LIBRARY TO STUDY UNINTERRUPTED REDDIT TIME  Scumbag Brain
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