Scumbag Brain

Knows what you want to say Doesn't tell you how to explain it to anyone else

Knows what you want to say Doesn't tell you how to explain it to anyone else   Scumbag Brain

You can't change the past But let me show you all 235987234 ways it could have gone anyway

You can't change the past But let me show you all 235987234 ways it could have gone anyway  Scumbag Brain

Bro just one more episode and I promise we can go to bed!

Bro just one more episode and I promise we can go to bed!   Scumbag Brain

Spends all day at work Dreams about work at night

Spends all day at work Dreams about work at night  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're going downstairs in the dark? Let me add an imaginary step at the bottom for you.

Oh you're going downstairs in the dark? Let me add an imaginary step at the bottom for you.   Scumbag Brain

Maybe you left the light on this morning Or maybe there's a serial killer in your house

Maybe you left the light on this morning Or maybe there's a serial killer in your house  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't Let You Talk To The Hot Girl Sitting Next To You Forces you to fantasize about an imaginary conversation with her instead.

Doesn't Let You Talk To The Hot Girl Sitting Next To You Forces you to fantasize about an imaginary conversation with her instead.   Scumbag Brain

Read the whole page Can't remember a single word

Read the whole page Can't remember a single word  Scumbag Brain

Hey I know you just closed your garage door but are you absolutely positive?

Hey I know you just closed your garage door but are you absolutely positive?  Scumbag Brain

Makes your bladder hold it in for the whole night. Wakes you up a half hour before your alarm goes off to piss.

Makes your bladder hold it in for the whole night. Wakes you up a half hour before your alarm goes off to piss.  Scumbag Brain
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