Scumbag Brain

tells you that you don't like the taste of bacon makes you drool at the smell of it cooking

tells you that you don't like the taste of bacon makes you drool
at the smell of it cooking  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're drunk better call your ex

Oh, you're drunk better call your ex  Scumbag Brain

i know this is not the best time, but... you're probably going to die if you don't scratch this sudden itch on your face

i know this is not the best time, but... you're probably going to die if you don't scratch this sudden itch on your face  Scumbag Brain

Receives compliment turns to total mush

Receives compliment turns to total mush  Scumbag Brain

The Hot Girl In the class just bent over to pick up her pencil here, have a boner!

The Hot Girl In the class just bent over to pick up her pencil here, have a boner!  Scumbag Brain

Send her a picture of your dick She'll think your sexy

Send her a picture of your dick She'll think your sexy  Scumbag Brain

Did you get some soapy water in your eye? I'll get your soapy hand to rub that out for you. Caption 4 goes here

Did you get some soapy water in your eye? I'll get your soapy hand to rub that out for you.  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

Fell asleep in a car with your friends better send all the blood to the penis

Fell asleep in a car with your friends better send all the blood to the penis  Scumbag Brain

learns material for midterm forgets it before final exam

learns material for midterm forgets it before final exam  Scumbag Brain

makes you thirsty and have to pee

makes you thirsty and have to pee  Scumbag Brain
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