Scumbag Brain

oh you're holding a baby? imagine if you dropped it

oh you're holding a baby? imagine if you dropped it  Scumbag Brain

Dwells on things that can't be changed refuses to improve on things that can

Dwells on things that can't be changed refuses to improve on things that can   Scumbag Brain

Remembers every word to a 15 year old song you hate LOL, what important deadline?

Remembers every word to a 15 year old song you hate LOL, what important deadline?  Scumbag Brain

Ahhh, doesn't this bed feel all warm and cozy? And don't worry... I'm pretty sure you locked the front door.

Ahhh, doesn't this bed feel all warm and cozy? And don't worry... I'm pretty sure you locked the front door.  Scumbag Brain

hey, you know what your girlfriend will love? call her your ex's name

hey, you know what your girlfriend will love? call her your ex's name   Scumbag Brain

get up you're gonna want to be awake for this calf cramp

get up you're gonna want to be awake for this calf cramp  Scumbag Brain

It hurts to swallow LET'S NEVER STOP SWALLOWING!!!

It hurts to swallow LET'S NEVER STOP SWALLOWING!!!   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to leave in 5 minutes? Now would be a perfect time to masturbate.

Oh, you have to leave in 5 minutes? Now would be a perfect time to masturbate.   Scumbag Brain

I'm staring at my phone on my desk in front of me Feels phone vibrate in my pocket

I'm staring at my phone on my desk in front of me Feels phone vibrate in my pocket  Scumbag Brain

Trying to sleep while drunk? ACTIVATE MERRY-GO-ROUND

Trying to sleep while drunk? ACTIVATE 
MERRY-GO-ROUND   Scumbag Brain
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