Scumbag Brain

Makes the best sex dream ever forgets everything other than the fact it was awesome

Makes the best sex dream ever forgets everything other than the fact it was awesome   Scumbag Brain

Lives in same house for 20 years Still can't remember what some light switches do

Lives in same house for 20 years Still can't remember what some light switches do  Scumbag Brain

fully extinguishes joint creates terrifying images of entire neighborhood on fire

fully extinguishes joint creates terrifying images of entire neighborhood on fire  Scumbag Brain

Forgets people's names Remembers how your grandma's house smells

Forgets people's names Remembers how your grandma's house smells   Scumbag Brain

Manual blinking activated

Manual blinking activated  Scumbag Brain

Has 5 hours of reading Masters procrastination in 15 minutes

Has 5 hours of reading Masters procrastination in 15 minutes  Scumbag Brain

WANT TO GO TO SLEEP? NO SUCH LUCK. SORRY.

WANT TO GO TO SLEEP? NO SUCH LUCK. SORRY.   Scumbag Brain

Going to sleep? Here's a bunch of bad memories to think about!

Going to sleep?
 Here's a bunch of bad memories to think about!   Scumbag Brain

Won't let you wake up for classes during week. Wakes you up early on weekend.

Won't let you wake up for classes during week. Wakes you up early on weekend.   Scumbag Brain

Has vast knowledge in a wide array of subjects, could do any type of work, has life figured out, has achieved almost all goals, is happy drops out of school, does nothing, feels bad

Has vast knowledge in a wide array of subjects, could do any type of work, has life figured out, has achieved almost all goals, is happy drops out of school, does nothing, feels bad   Scumbag Brain
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