Scumbag Brain

I see you're studying for finals Why don't you take a break and go to Reddit for a few minutes?

I see you're studying for finals Why don't you take a break and go to Reddit for a few minutes?  Scumbag Brain

Hey, Just before you go to sleep you should remember that scene from the scary movie you watched the other day.

Hey, Just before you go to sleep you should remember that scene from the scary movie you watched the other day.   Scumbag Brain

"Oh, you have to work tomorrow morning?" "I guess you don't really need to sleep tonight then."

Has dream you have a baby girl Stresses you out because you didn't buy any girl clothes, just in case.

Has dream you have a baby girl Stresses you out because you didn't buy any girl clothes, just in case.   Scumbag Brain

Ahhh, just woke up and it's a beautiful day Seems like a great time to take a nap

Ahhh, just woke up and it's a beautiful day Seems like a great time to take a nap  Scumbag Brain

Blister on inside of lip? Better keep chewing on it.

Blister on inside of lip? Better keep chewing on it.   Scumbag Brain

Tries to apply a familiar memory to a situation you are currently in. Fails and decides to release chemical that creates a sense of familiarity anyway and inspires neurological anomaly.

Tries to apply a familiar memory to a situation you are currently in. Fails and decides to release chemical that creates a sense of familiarity anyway and inspires neurological anomaly.   Scumbag Brain

understands the definition of commitment even though gf doesnt think he does loves gf anyway, then farts when hes trying to make a serious meme

understands the definition of commitment even though gf doesnt think he does loves gf anyway, then farts when hes trying to make a serious meme  Scumbag Brain

Falls asleep on plane has nightmare that plane crashes

Falls asleep on plane has nightmare that plane crashes  Scumbag Brain

wants to go to bed early and write essay in the morning won't let you fall asleep

wants to go to bed early and write essay in the morning won't let you fall asleep  Scumbag Brain
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