Scumbag Brain

Fourth Wednesday? Sorry bro, I suddenly forgot everything from the past three weeks.

Fourth Wednesday? Sorry bro, I suddenly forgot everything from the past three weeks.   Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have to be up early and cant fall asleep? Lets continuously figure out how much sleep you'll get if you fall asleep right now.

Oh, you have to be up early and cant fall asleep? Lets continuously figure out how much sleep you'll get if you fall asleep right now.   Scumbag Brain

That's a nice river throw your phone in it

That's a nice river throw your phone in it  Scumbag Brain

Smart enough to adopt atheism not smart enough to know how to advertise it beyond reddit

Smart enough to adopt atheism not smart enough to know how to advertise it beyond reddit   Scumbag Brain

Time for your class presentation? time for a boner

Time for your class presentation? time for a boner  Scumbag Brain

quit smoking 40 days ago. "Hey a cigarette sound good huh?"

quit smoking 40 days ago.

my sat didnt help me with a video game god bless america

my sat didnt help me with a video game god bless america  Scumbag Brain

You're next for a big presentation? Here's an erection

You're next for a big presentation? Here's an erection   Scumbag Brain

Excited about that new iPhone you just received? Here's a long and vivid dream in which you severely damage it. Multiple times.

Excited about that new iPhone you just received? Here's a long and vivid dream in which you severely damage it. Multiple times.  Scumbag Brain

Fucks up once Remembers every single thing you've done wrong

Fucks up once Remembers every single thing you've done wrong  Scumbag Brain
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