Scumbag Brain

can't sleep in bed: too many thoughts Can't stay awake on the road: not enough thoughts

can't sleep in bed: too many thoughts Can't stay awake on the road: not enough thoughts  Scumbag Brain

Trying to think of a mnemonic Always includes some sort of sexual reference

Trying to think of a mnemonic Always includes some sort of sexual reference   Scumbag Brain

Can dream about literally anything Dreams about going to work

Can dream about literally anything Dreams about going to work  Scumbag Brain

Carrying on important conversation with your significant other Ain't it neat how thinking about yawning makes you yawn?

Carrying on important conversation with your significant other Ain't it neat how thinking about yawning makes you yawn?  Scumbag Brain

Keeps you up all night with insomnia Lets you fall asleep one hour before you have to wake up.

Keeps you up all night with insomnia Lets you fall asleep one hour before you have to wake up.   Scumbag Brain

"so brain, what songs do you wanna listen to tonight?" the same songs we listen to every night

Tells you to mastrubate Makes you think of family when you do Caption 3 goes here

Tells you to mastrubate  Makes you think of family when you do Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Brain

we're playing hide-and-seek? You need to pee

we're playing hide-and-seek? You need to pee  Scumbag Brain

didn't see the moonwalking bear

didn't see the moonwalking bear  Scumbag Brain

Knows I like sex dreams Gives me everything but sex dreams

Knows I like sex dreams Gives me everything but sex dreams  Scumbag Brain
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