Scumbag Brain

Next dream plot we get her back

Next dream plot we get her back  Scumbag Brain

Remembers the one thing you really need at the store Right after you check out

Remembers the one thing you really need at the store Right after you check out  Scumbag Brain

Notices you calling out of work while completely healthy Makes you sick

Notices you calling out of work while completely healthy Makes you sick   Scumbag Brain

Fully capable of easily incrementally finishing an essay before the due date "Hey we should wait till the last day and do it all in one night."

Fully capable of easily incrementally finishing an essay before the due date

Remembers to DVR something Forgets to Fast Fwd thru commercials when watching

Remembers to DVR something Forgets to Fast Fwd thru commercials when watching  Scumbag Brain

Tired when I need to get up Awake when I try to sleep

Tired when I need to get up Awake when I try to sleep   Scumbag Brain

Real name is Brian... Names self Brain

Real name is Brian... Names self Brain   Scumbag Brain

Is sure there's one more step Is sure you're falling to your death

Is sure there's one more step Is sure you're falling to your death  Scumbag Brain

Meets an attractive girl checks to see how her first name sounds with your last name

Meets an attractive girl checks to see how her first name sounds with your last name  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't work

 Doesn't work  Scumbag Brain
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