Scumbag Brain

About to lose virginity Can't get a boner

About to lose virginity Can't get a boner  Scumbag Brain

Have to get up early for work tomorrow Better have an existential crisis

Have to get up early for work tomorrow Better have an existential crisis  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you thought of something hilarious to say to your crush? Lets forget it immediately, that'll really impress her.

Oh, you thought of something hilarious to say to your crush? Lets forget it immediately,  that'll really impress her.  Scumbag Brain

151 Proof Bacardi? "DANGER-- FLAMMABLE" written on label? Better get that shit inside your body as quickly as possible! Caption 4 goes here Caption 5 goes here

151 Proof Bacardi?

Keys in one hand, trash in the other throw keys in the trash can

Keys in one hand, trash in the other throw keys in the trash can   Scumbag Brain

Hey, your eating delicious extra-spicy buffalo wings btw, your eyes itch like balls

Hey, your eating delicious extra-spicy buffalo wings btw, your eyes itch like balls  Scumbag Brain

In a rush to get home and accomplish list of urgent tasks. ......oooh, that list can wait. Let's check Reddit.

In a rush to get home and accomplish list of urgent tasks. ......oooh, that list can wait. Let's check Reddit.  Scumbag Brain

Tells you that your first choice answer is wrong ANSWER WAS RIGHT

Tells you that your first choice answer is wrong ANSWER WAS RIGHT   Scumbag Brain

Reads throwaway posts about people secretly having sex with their cousins. Makes you dream about sexing your own cousins.

Reads throwaway posts about people secretly having sex with their cousins. Makes you dream about sexing your own cousins.   Scumbag Brain

Playing around on the internet? remember all those terrible and stupid things you've done in life?

Playing around on the internet? remember all those terrible and stupid things you've done in life?  Scumbag Brain
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