Scumbag Brain

differentiates between everything easily except faces

differentiates between everything easily except faces  Scumbag Brain

Go to the store to get milk Come back with everything you need BUT milk

Go to the store to get milk Come back with everything you need BUT milk  Scumbag Brain

At Doctor's office getting your prostate exam thinks about hot girl you had sex with last night

At Doctor's office getting your prostate exam thinks about hot girl you had sex with last night  Scumbag Brain

Has girlfriend: I really wish I were single Is Single: I really wish I had a girlfriend

Has girlfriend: I really wish I were single Is Single: I really wish I had a girlfriend  Scumbag Brain

PASSES UP SPONTANEOUS SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH A STRANGER BECAUSE YOU LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T REALIZE YOU'RE DREAMING

PASSES UP SPONTANEOUS SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH A STRANGER BECAUSE YOU LOVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T REALIZE YOU'RE DREAMING   Scumbag Brain

ON WEEKDAYS: "DAMN, I'M EXHAUSTED. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET SOME SLEEP THIS WEEKEND." ON WEEKENDS: "WOO! I CAN FINALLY STAY UP AND DO ALL THE FUN CRAP I DON'T USUALLY HAVE TIME TO DO."

ON WEEKDAYS:

feeling bad about yourself because you are overweight and out of shape? let's cheer up with a piece of chocolate cake and a pint of haagen dazs in front of the tv

feeling bad about yourself because you are overweight and out of shape? let's cheer up with a piece of chocolate cake and a pint of haagen dazs in front of the tv  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't read entire map of reddit Upvotes anyways

Doesn't read entire map of reddit Upvotes anyways   Scumbag Brain

First day of class is tomorrow? Good time for an acne outbreak

First day of class is tomorrow? Good time for an acne outbreak   Scumbag Brain

Is dry I'm sad now Goes to r/trees

Is dry I'm sad now Goes to r/trees  Scumbag Brain
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