Scumbag Brain

makes you think you have free will.... Unconsciously makes your decisions 5 seconds before you consciously realise.

makes you think you have free will.... Unconsciously makes your decisions 5 seconds before you consciously realise.  Scumbag Brain

Don't bite your tongue Bites your tongue

Don't bite your tongue Bites your tongue  Scumbag Brain

Gets frozen Demands more ice cream

Gets frozen Demands more ice cream   Scumbag Brain

think about blinking manual blinking mode activated

think about blinking manual blinking mode activated  Scumbag Brain

GO OUT DRINKING AWAKE AT 7 AM Caption 4 goes here

GO OUT DRINKING AWAKE AT 7 AM  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

what's that formula?! "don't worry, i'll tell you right after you turn in your exam"

what's that formula?!

After 1 push up Go home bro, you are tired

After 1 push up Go home bro, you are tired   Scumbag Brain

Have diarrhea from hot wings last night "you should get taco bell for lunch"

Have diarrhea from hot wings last night

Goes blank during job interview comes up with brilliantly structured response 10 minutes after interview is over

Goes blank during job interview comes up with brilliantly structured response 10 minutes after interview is over  Scumbag Brain

Having sex with a pretty girl "Hey bra, Remember that 2 girls 1 cup video?"

Having sex with a pretty girl
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