Scumbag Brain

Knows you aren't at all prepared to have a child and are on birth control Still quietly hopes to be pregnant for two days a month

Knows you aren't at all prepared to have a child and are on birth control Still quietly hopes to be pregnant for two days a month  Scumbag Brain

OH GOD YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA BE HOME ANY SECOND BETTER VACUUM THE WHOLE HOUSE

OH GOD YOUR PARENTS ARE GONNA BE HOME ANY SECOND BETTER VACUUM THE WHOLE HOUSE   Scumbag Brain

Given to you by loving creator. Told not to use by loving creator's book.

Given to you by loving creator.  Told not to use by loving creator's book.   Scumbag Brain

"My argument is infallible" Someone points out the flaws in your logic

Having serioius conversation with boss Makes you remember something funny from yesterday

Having serioius conversation with boss Makes you remember something funny from yesterday   Scumbag Brain

TOO TIRED TO STUDY FOR EXAMS GOES TO BED. IS WIDE AWAKE

TOO TIRED TO STUDY FOR EXAMS GOES TO BED. IS WIDE AWAKE   Scumbag Brain

Too tired to study Not tired enough to sleep so can wake up refreshed and study

Too tired to study Not tired enough to sleep so can wake up refreshed and study   Scumbag Brain

ONLY THING ON EARTH THAT NAMES ITSELF

ONLY THING ON EARTH THAT NAMES ITSELF   Scumbag Brain

Baby doesn't wake up at the usual time Instead of enjoying the extra sleep, let's imagine all the horrible things that could have happened to him

Baby doesn't wake up at the usual time Instead of enjoying the extra sleep, let's imagine all the horrible things that could have happened to him  Scumbag Brain

Needs to fall asleep Thinks about it constantly so you can't

Needs to fall asleep Thinks about it constantly so you can't   Scumbag Brain
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