Scumbag Brain

Doesn't remember important information for finals Remembers lyrics for terrible catchy songs

Doesn't remember important information for finals Remembers lyrics for terrible catchy songs  Scumbag Brain

"Oh you're folding your families laundry?" "Those panties were all over your mom's vagina"

Need rest for a new job you start in the morning? How about we pull and all-nighter instead.

Need rest for a new job you start in the morning? How about we pull and all-nighter instead.  Scumbag Brain

yeah, she's totally in to you lol, jk bro Caption 4 goes here

yeah, she's totally in to you lol, jk bro  Caption 4 goes here  Scumbag Brain

You haven't said anything worthwhile in your class in weeks. Here's an in-depth hypothetical future between you and that cute girl from the bar last night. I'm sure the prof won't cold-call you today.

You haven't said anything worthwhile in your class in weeks. Here's an in-depth hypothetical future between you and that cute girl from the bar last night. I'm sure the prof won't cold-call you today.  Scumbag Brain

The girl you like is in the room? Lets act retarded until she notices

The girl you like is in the room? Lets act retarded until she notices  Scumbag Brain

Too horny to sleep Too sleepy to fap

Too horny to sleep Too sleepy to fap  Scumbag Brain

sees a killer animal charging you makes your body freeze

sees a killer animal charging you makes your body freeze   Scumbag Brain

Struggles out of bed at 10am for class all week snaps awake at 6am Saturday after heavy drinking and little sleep

Struggles out of bed at 10am for class all week snaps awake at 6am Saturday after heavy drinking and little sleep  Scumbag Brain

Oh, today's the only day you don't have an 8AM class? Let's wake up at 6:55!

Oh, today's the only day you don't have an 8AM class? Let's wake up at 6:55!  Scumbag Brain
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