Scumbag Brain

There might be a burglar outside your bedroom door? Oh, well you need to pee

There might be a burglar outside your bedroom door? Oh, well you need to pee   Scumbag Brain

Learns that there is no north or south in space Africa is officially a huge penis and scrotum combo.

Learns that there is no north or south in space Africa is officially a huge penis and scrotum combo.   Scumbag Brain

Tells you the truth Doesn't care about your feelings

Tells you the truth Doesn't care about your feelings  Scumbag Brain

"You'll totally have a great LSD trip bro" Pre-Onset Schizophrenia

mountains of data nowhere near as convincing as a good story

mountains of data nowhere near as convincing as a good story  Scumbag Brain

about to go to sleep? oh yeah. you have a test tomorrow morning

about to go to sleep? oh yeah. you have a test tomorrow morning  Scumbag Brain

knows you like a girl cue grammar errors

knows you like a girl cue grammar errors  Scumbag Brain

forgets everything day of final remembers evey word the teacher said the day after

forgets everything day of final remembers evey word the teacher said the day after  Scumbag Brain

do something embarrassing makes you blush and get more embarrassed

do something embarrassing makes you blush and get more embarrassed   Scumbag Brain

Knows which foods are healthy. Doesn't think they taste good.

Knows which foods are healthy. Doesn't think they taste good.   Scumbag Brain
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