Scumbag Brain

Tells you not to pull out Yells at you for knocking her up

Tells you not to pull out Yells at you for knocking her up  Scumbag Brain

You were drunk and no onw else thought twice about what you said? Let's obsess about it for a week.

You were drunk and no onw else thought twice about what you said? Let's obsess about it for a week.    Scumbag Brain

Oh, you have a 3 hour 8am lab tomorrow? Here, have insomnia just for tonight

Oh, you have a 3 hour 8am lab tomorrow? Here, have insomnia just for tonight  Scumbag Brain

lets you know you've forgot something only tells you what it is after you've left the house

lets you know you've 
forgot something only tells you what it is after you've left the house  Scumbag Brain

So remember, Reddit is down for maintenance. I guess you'd better check what's on Reddit then.

So remember, Reddit is down for maintenance. I guess you'd better check what's on Reddit then.   Scumbag Brain

Imagine the scientific progress that would have been made if we actually used all the thinking power that is currently dedicated to justifying a fairy tale.

Imagine the scientific progress that would have been made if we actually used all the thinking power that is currently dedicated to justifying a fairy tale.  Scumbag Brain

arrogance The notion that the complexity of a universe created in the absence of God is limited by the ability of three pounds of neurons to comprehend it.

arrogance
 The notion that the complexity of a universe created in the absence of God is limited by the ability of three pounds of neurons to comprehend it.  Scumbag Brain

You're still in love with your ex? Let me show you this movie I just made of her and her new boyfriend having sex

You're still in love with your ex? Let me show you this movie I just made of her and her new boyfriend having sex   Scumbag Brain

Trust Me She Wont See You Looking At Her Tits

Trust Me She Wont See You Looking At Her Tits  Scumbag Brain

Can hold in poop for extended periods of time Sees a toilet, no control

Can hold in poop for extended periods of time Sees a toilet, no control  Scumbag Brain
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