Scumbag Brain

KNOWS ENTIRE TWO PAGE MONOLOGUE EXCEPT FIRST THREE WORDS

KNOWS ENTIRE TWO PAGE MONOLOGUE EXCEPT FIRST THREE WORDS   Scumbag Brain

Just sat down at the computer? Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. TIME TO PISS

Just sat down at the computer?
 Oh, phew, glad you weren't actually falling and slamming into the ground. Go back to bed. TIME TO PISS  Scumbag Brain

Doesn't Believe in God Wishes he could

Doesn't Believe in God Wishes he could   Scumbag Brain

Forgot your password so request a reset (1) new email just remembers your password

Forgot your password so request a reset (1) new email just remembers your password  Scumbag Brain

About to board airplane Let's relive 9/11

About to board airplane Let's relive 9/11  Scumbag Brain

Only wants a 10 minute nap Wakes you up two hours later

Only wants a 10 minute nap Wakes you up two hours later  Scumbag Brain

has a job interview tomorrow that needs researching for must instead use free time to watch UHC

has a job interview tomorrow that needs researching for must instead use free time to watch UHC  Scumbag Brain

full bladder while asleep dream about peeing; nearly piss in bed

full bladder while asleep dream about peeing; nearly piss in bed  Scumbag Brain

First morning of lent Morning wood

First morning of lent Morning wood   Scumbag Brain

knows exam revision is important craves immediate gratification

knows exam revision 
is important craves immediate gratification  Scumbag Brain
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