Scumbag Brain

"You're tired, take a nap" Wakes you up more tired than you were before.

Daydreams about being in bed when at work Dreams about tomorrow's work when in bed

Daydreams about being in bed when at work
 Dreams about tomorrow's work when in bed  Scumbag Brain

time to work on your research? let's re-live every mistake you've ever made

time to work on your research? let's re-live every mistake you've ever made  Scumbag Brain

KNOWS YOU HAVE HEARING LOSS COMPENSATES WITH TINNITUS

KNOWS YOU HAVE HEARING LOSS COMPENSATES WITH TINNITUS   Scumbag Brain

Start falling asleep in class drops you off the side of a mountain so you jerk and scream

Start falling asleep in class drops you off the side of a mountain so you jerk and scream  Scumbag Brain

Too scared to click a link? lets click it anyways

Too scared to click a link? lets click it anyways   Scumbag Brain

Oh you're on a role composing music? Time to get a song of a completely different genre stuck in your head.

Oh you're on a role composing music? Time to get a song of a completely different genre stuck in your head.  Scumbag Brain

knows you have to run an important errand remembers, five feet from the door, that you left a critical piece of paperwork back at home

knows you have to run an important errand remembers, five feet from the door, that you left a critical piece of paperwork back at home  Scumbag Brain

Sees you've just washed your hands. FULL BLADDER ACTIVATED!

Sees you've just washed your hands. FULL BLADDER ACTIVATED!  Scumbag Brain

You know that girl that quite obviously likes you? She really doesn't

You know that girl that quite obviously likes you? She really doesn't  Scumbag Brain
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