Scumbag Brain

Oh you're looking for your phone while standing next to a trash can? Better make sure you throw it away when you find it

Oh you're looking for your phone while standing next to a trash can? Better make sure you throw it away when you find it  Scumbag Brain

Let's finally get away from the computer for a few minutes and immediately check facebook/email/reddit/news on phone

Let's finally get away from the computer for a few minutes and immediately check facebook/email/reddit/news on phone  Scumbag Brain

Take Vyvanse Learn everything about everything except what your test is on

Take Vyvanse Learn everything about everything except what your test is on   Scumbag Brain

Wants to smoke weed GETS PARANOID

Wants to smoke weed GETS PARANOID  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you got dumped by your girlfriend of two years? Let's think about every sweet loving moment you had together, all the time.

Oh, you got dumped by your girlfriend of two years? Let's think about every sweet loving moment you had together, all the time.   Scumbag Brain

gets bored waiting for reddit to load in browser hmm... maybe I should open a new tab and go to reddit

gets bored waiting for reddit to load in browser hmm... maybe I should open a new tab and go to reddit  Scumbag Brain

Can memorize all the lyrics to "We Didn't start the fire" Can't remember bank pin

Can memorize all the lyrics to

Find out it's a snow day too excited to fall back asleep

Find out it's a snow day too excited to 
fall back asleep  Scumbag Brain

Incapable of self wake-up Trained to turn off alarm while sleeping

Incapable of self wake-up Trained to turn off alarm
while sleeping  Scumbag Brain

Hey remember that really funny idea that you were gonna post on reddit? yea, me neither

Hey remember that really funny idea that you were gonna post on reddit? yea, me neither  Scumbag Brain
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