Scumbag Brain

Trying to focus on exam Loops random song so it's stuck in your head throughout the exam

Trying to focus on exam Loops random song so it's stuck in your head throughout the exam  Scumbag Brain

You're depressed because you feel fat? Why don't you eat a ton of junk food?

You're depressed because you feel fat? Why don't you eat a ton of junk food?   Scumbag Brain

Oh, your hands are full, wet or covered in something? Let me just go ahead and make your nose itchy.

Oh, your hands are full, wet or covered in something? Let me just go ahead and make your nose itchy.  Scumbag Brain

finally muster the courage to delete the unmentionables off your computer also, BONER GOOD FOR YOU BRO...

finally muster the courage to delete the unmentionables off your computer also, BONER GOOD FOR YOU BRO...  Scumbag Brain

Understands God doesn't exist... Is prone to halucination

Understands God doesn't exist... Is prone to halucination   Scumbag Brain

NOTICES YOU GETTING COZZY WITH A NEW PARTNER I'VE DECIDED THAT YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH YOUR EX

NOTICES YOU GETTING COZZY WITH A NEW PARTNER I'VE DECIDED THAT YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH YOUR EX   Scumbag Brain

Going to bed: I'm so fat and ugly. I don't deserve to eat. Waking up: Who ate my fucking French toast? I swear to God I'll fucking cut you.

Going to bed: I'm so fat and ugly. I don't deserve to eat. Waking up: Who ate my fucking French toast? I swear to God I'll fucking cut you.  Scumbag Brain

THE BRAIN IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ORGAN ACCORDING TO THE BRAIN

THE BRAIN IS THE MOST IMPORTANT ORGAN ACCORDING TO THE BRAIN  Scumbag Brain

In a relationship? Better turn on the "Pussy Magnet"

In a relationship? Better turn on the

Has enormous capacity for memory and critical thinking Forgets title right after clicking a link

Has enormous capacity for memory and critical thinking Forgets title right after clicking a link  Scumbag Brain
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