Scumbag Brain

Can list hundreds of life hacks in a given moment Forgets them all when they could be useful

Can list hundreds of life hacks in a given moment Forgets them all when they could be useful  Scumbag Brain

C'mon, just look at this one arousing picture, I promise we'll get right back to work after PENIS, ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL

C'mon, just look at this one arousing picture, I promise we'll get right back to work after PENIS, ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL  Scumbag Brain

Overwhelmed by homework, time to sit in the union for hours and not do it

Overwhelmed by homework, time to sit in the union for hours and not do it  Scumbag Brain

Haven't heard back from your girlfriend in a few hours? I bet she's cheating on you

Haven't heard back from your girlfriend in a few hours? I bet she's cheating on you  Scumbag Brain

You have a sore throat but it only hurts when you swallow? Let's swallow every minute or so to see if it's better yet

You have a sore throat but it only hurts when you swallow? Let's swallow every minute or so to see if it's better yet  Scumbag Brain

Big brain claims to be in control does whatever little brain says

Big brain claims to be in control does whatever little brain says  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're drunk? Your ex totally wants you man, you should call her!

Oh you're drunk? Your ex totally wants you man, you should call her!  Scumbag Brain

trying to sleep ? heres every bad decision you've ever made

trying to sleep ? heres every bad decision you've ever made  Scumbag Brain

Checking the time? Let me immediately forget that for you.

Checking the time? Let me immediately forget that for you.   Scumbag Brain

Knows you have a paper to write Makes you go on Reddit anyway.

Knows you have a paper to write Makes you go on Reddit anyway.  Scumbag Brain
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