Scumbag Brain

Oh you've got a good friend who's a girl? Fall in love with her.

Oh you've got a good friend who's a girl? Fall in love with her.  Scumbag Brain

Beautiful girl of your dreams on top of you Judging from all that alcohol you drank, you weren't planning on using your penis right?

Beautiful girl of your dreams on top of you Judging from all that alcohol you drank, you weren't planning on using your penis right?   Scumbag Brain

Oh you have to get up early? Nope, i'm tired and want to sleep in. So you want to sleep in today? Nope, I wanna get up at 7.

Oh you have to get up early? Nope, i'm tired and want to sleep in. So you want to sleep in today? Nope, I wanna get up at 7.  Scumbag Brain

CLEAR, CONCISE, THOUGHT EXITS MOUTH AS COMPLETE GIBBERISH

CLEAR, CONCISE, THOUGHT EXITS MOUTH AS COMPLETE GIBBERISH  Scumbag Brain

Convinces you to do something Then makes you feel bad for doing it

Convinces you to do something Then makes you feel bad for doing it  Scumbag Brain

Can read reddit comments for hours can't read book for 5 minutes

Can read reddit comments for hours can't read book for 5 minutes  Scumbag Brain

cute girl you like holding solid eye contact with you? let's check out her boobs real quick

cute girl you like holding solid eye contact with you? let's check out her boobs real quick   Scumbag Brain

Almost asleep? I should violently jerk your body to make sure you're still alive

Almost asleep? I should violently jerk your body to make sure you're still alive   Scumbag Brain

"I see that you're concerned ABOUT NOT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP TONIGHT" "so here's some anxiety-induced insomnia."

Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship

Wishes for a relationship when single Wishes to be single when in a relationship   Scumbag Brain
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