Scumbag Brain

Finishes problem on math test Hey are you sure you did that right?

Finishes problem on math test Hey are you sure you did that right?    Scumbag Brain

Gets dumped by girlfriend of two years Gives you awesome sex dreams about her for an entire month

Gets dumped by girlfriend of two years  Gives you awesome sex dreams about her for an entire month   Scumbag Brain

Oh, your girlfriend of almost 2 years broke up with you and you just want to go to sleep? How about I keep you up all night thinking about it so tomorrow will suck too

Oh, your girlfriend of almost 2 years broke up with you and you just want to go to sleep? How about I keep you up all night thinking about it so tomorrow will suck too  Scumbag Brain

Just washed your hands Makes you piss

Just washed your hands Makes you piss   Scumbag Brain

Reminds you to bring important papers to work 45 minutes after leaving home

Reminds you to bring important papers to work 45 minutes after leaving home  Scumbag Brain

makes you go to the kitchen forgets what you go there in the first place

makes you go to the kitchen forgets what you go there in the first place  Scumbag Brain

Is fully functional Still thinks the way it does and makes the decisions it makes

Is fully functional Still thinks the way it does and makes the decisions it makes   Scumbag Brain

Article about enhancing your brain's ability to focus? TL;DR

Article about enhancing your brain's ability to focus? TL;DR  Scumbag Brain

currently going through a breakup makes you dream about all the good times you had

currently going through a breakup makes you dream about all the good times you had  Scumbag Brain

The Hippocampus can hold 2.5 petabytes of data Can't remember a thing.

The Hippocampus can hold 2.5 petabytes of data  Can't remember a thing.   Scumbag Brain
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