Scumbag Brain

24 hours without smoking, congrats! we should celebrate with a cigarette

24 hours without smoking, congrats! we should celebrate  with a cigarette  Scumbag Brain

7:00pm Yo, let's go to bed 2:00am Hey, Let's stay up forever.

7:00pm Yo, let's go to bed 2:00am Hey, Let's stay up forever.  Scumbag Brain

"Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night"

Drop your knife? Don't worry, you can still catch it with your foot

Drop your knife? Don't worry, you can still catch it with your foot  Scumbag Brain

Hey it looks like you're in the middle of an exam Let's fantasize about having a threesome with the two girls next to you instead

Hey it looks like you're in the middle of an exam Let's fantasize about having a threesome with the two girls next to you instead  Scumbag Brain

Creates sensation of vibrating phone in pocket Haha, JK, nobody texted you.

Creates sensation of vibrating phone in pocket
 Haha, JK, nobody texted you.   Scumbag Brain

TONS OF POTENTIAL FUCK IT

TONS OF POTENTIAL FUCK IT   Scumbag Brain

So the ears told me its finals week Time to think about that girl you like 24/7

So the ears told me its finals week Time to think about that girl you like 24/7   Scumbag Brain

Wants to submit the the post without errors Doesn't see that there are two "the's" above

Wants to submit the
the post without errors Doesn't see that there are two

Beautiful, Sweet girl is showering you with attention? She's not for you. girl who shows no interest in you? yeah, she's the one!

Beautiful, Sweet girl is showering you with attention? She's not for you. girl who shows no interest in you? yeah, she's the one!  Scumbag Brain
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