Scumbag Brain

You work tomorrow? Lets stay up late. You're off tomorrow? Lets go to sleep early.

You work tomorrow? Lets stay up late. You're off tomorrow? Lets go to sleep early.   Scumbag Brain

Sleeps thru first 4 of 5 alarms on weekdays and makes me almost late to work Wakes me at 5:15 AM on Saturday with no alarm set

Sleeps thru first 4 of 5 alarms on weekdays and makes me almost late to work Wakes me at 5:15 AM on Saturday with no alarm set  Scumbag Brain

Just watched a horror movie "Dude, I bet that could totally happen."

Just watched a horror movie

Hears about a friend having a miscarriage Remembers that really funny dead baby joke

Hears about a friend having a miscarriage Remembers that really funny dead baby joke  Scumbag Brain

just ordered pizza craves burgers

just ordered pizza craves burgers  Scumbag Brain

Here's an irrational thought Analyze it to death to make it go away

Here's an irrational thought Analyze it to death to make it go away  Scumbag Brain

gets more time to rest when you go to bed earlier or sleep in still makes you feel like you were up all night

gets more time to rest when you go to bed earlier or sleep in still makes you feel like you were up all night  Scumbag Brain

frequent elaborate dreams about winning the lottery never shows the winning numbers

frequent elaborate dreams about winning the lottery never shows the winning numbers  Scumbag Brain

gives you confidence to talk to girls waits until you are 25

gives you confidence to talk to girls waits until you are 25  Scumbag Brain

Spends all day at school thinking funny meme ideas When you get home immediately forgets them as you get on Reddit

Spends all day at school thinking funny meme ideas When you get home immediately forgets them as you get on Reddit  Scumbag Brain
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