Scumbag Brain

WHY WRITE THAT ESSAY WHEN YOU HAVE ALL OF NETFLIX TO GET THROUGH?

WHY WRITE THAT ESSAY WHEN YOU HAVE ALL OF NETFLIX TO GET THROUGH?  Scumbag Brain

oh, you're about to play a musical piece you've spent months perfecting for a concert? let me just fuck with your motor skills so you fail miserably in front of everyone

oh, you're about to play a musical piece you've spent months perfecting for a concert? let me just fuck with your motor skills so you fail miserably in front of everyone  Scumbag Brain

Reads that the door says pull Makes you push it first

Reads that the door 
says pull Makes you push it first  Scumbag Brain

upset you just spent $100 on a bad cut and color Spend $70 on nail polish and makeup to make yourself feel better

upset you just spent $100 on a bad cut and color Spend $70 on nail polish and makeup to make yourself feel better  Scumbag Brain

Oh man. Did you get some poop on your finger when you wiped? Maybe you should smell it, bro.

Oh man. Did you get some poop on your finger when you wiped? Maybe you should smell it, bro.  Scumbag Brain

Stressing about how to pay for things Have an incredibly vivid dream about finding a giant wad of cash

Stressing about how to pay for things Have an incredibly vivid dream about finding a giant wad of cash  Scumbag Brain

Have an Exam coming up? Lets make doing ANYTHING else sound more appealing

Have an Exam coming up? Lets make doing ANYTHING else sound more appealing   Scumbag Brain

Been clean from drugs for 8 months Better have an intense dream about getting high

Been clean from drugs for 8 months Better have an intense dream about getting high   Scumbag Brain

You know that exam you just took? Here's everything you needed to know for that

You know that exam you just took? Here's everything you needed to know for that  Scumbag Brain

failed biology test because it forgot what I spent all weekend studying still remembers every word of "friday"

failed biology test because it forgot what I spent all weekend studying still remembers every word of
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