Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're taking a piss? Have a sneeze

Oh, you're taking a piss? Have a sneeze  Scumbag Brain

Atheism Because some of us have better things to do

Atheism  Because some of us have better things to do  Scumbag Brain

Gets you high before bed Convinces you the grudges face is outside every window

Gets you high before bed Convinces you the grudges face is outside every window  Scumbag Brain

See that shadow over there? That's actually an angry rapist waiting for you to fall asleep

See that shadow over there? That's actually an angry rapist waiting for you to fall asleep  Scumbag Brain

Finally drifting off to sleep First dream: A panic-inducing hallucination of a huge spider in your bedroom

Finally drifting off to sleep 
First dream: A panic-inducing hallucination of a huge spider in your bedroom  Scumbag Brain

"Hey bra I'm gunna make you clever and witty"* *Except when cute girls are around, then you're retarded

gets told "don't worry about it" only possible thing to think about now

gets told

Has a degree and multiple certifications in a job field. Can't think of good answer to "Why do you want to work for this company" during job interview.

Has a degree and multiple certifications in a job field. Can't think of good answer to

Able to store many insightful, thought provoking facts. Oh you wanted recite them in conversation?

Able to store many insightful, thought provoking facts. Oh you wanted recite them in conversation?  Scumbag Brain

Wonders If I can do this Doesn't wonder what happens if I can't

Wonders If I can do this Doesn't wonder what happens if I can't  Scumbag Brain
Like us for More!