Scumbag Brain

You dont have herpes? This pimple on your lip will make people think otherwise.

You dont have herpes? This pimple on your lip will make people think otherwise.  Scumbag Brain

So, it's dark and you're trying to get to sleep are you? Oh, you just heard a noise. You know what you haven't thought about for a while? Burglars.

So, it's dark and you're trying to get to sleep are you? Oh, you just heard a noise. You know what you haven't thought about for a while? Burglars.  Scumbag Brain

this food is too hot to hold lets take a bite before we set it down

this food is too hot to hold lets take a bite before we set it down  Scumbag Brain

Having a great time with your friends? Let me remind you of every regret you've ever had.

Having a great time with your friends? Let me remind you of every regret you've ever had.  Scumbag Brain

Can't remember the name of somebody thinks it starts with an 'M'

Can't remember the name of somebody thinks it starts with an 'M'  Scumbag Brain

Thinks of amazing comeback 2 hours later

Thinks of amazing comeback 2 hours later  Scumbag Brain

Hates people who are ignorant and stupid Loves Peter Griffin

Hates people who are ignorant and stupid Loves Peter Griffin  Scumbag Brain

Unsure if Glasses are smudged or just an MS flare

Unsure if Glasses are smudged or just an MS flare  Scumbag Brain

Oh you hate this song? Let's play it on loop in your head all day

Oh you hate this song? Let's play it on loop in your head all day  Scumbag Brain

Trying to get to sleep? Here's a million different thoughts and ideas That you won't remember at all in the morning

Trying to get to sleep? Here's a million different thoughts and ideas That you won't remember at all in the morning   Scumbag Brain
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