Scumbag Brain

Remembers all the stuff you have to do Procrastinates doing it, while stressing out about not doing it.

Remembers all the stuff you have to do Procrastinates doing it, while stressing out about not doing it.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're really nervous about that presentation? Let me help you out with some diarrhea

Oh, you're really nervous about that presentation? Let me help you out with some diarrhea  Scumbag Brain

Man, you know you can't have her. Let's just think about her 24/7 instead. That'll cheer you up.

Man, you know you can't have her. Let's just think about her 24/7 instead. That'll cheer you up.   Scumbag Brain

Someone you don't Know well is next to you while you're on reddit? I'll be sure to have you laugh at the gif of people getting hit by a car.

Someone you don't Know well is next to you while you're on reddit? I'll be sure to have you laugh at the gif of people getting hit by a car.  Scumbag Brain

HEARS YOUR ALARM GOING OFF INCORPORATES THE MUSIC INTO YOUR DREAM SO YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WAKE UP

HEARS YOUR ALARM GOING OFF INCORPORATES THE MUSIC INTO YOUR DREAM SO YOU DON'T ACTUALLY WAKE UP   Scumbag Brain

TALKING TO A FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND LEAN IN AND KISS HER BRO

TALKING TO A FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND LEAN IN AND KISS HER BRO   Scumbag Brain

Pay with cash. Pay with cash! PAY WITH CASH!! Swipe.

Pay with cash. Pay with cash! PAY WITH CASH!! Swipe.  Scumbag Brain

Hey, your phone's vibrating just kidding

Hey, your phone's vibrating just kidding  Scumbag Brain

Oh you're reading a book? That's nice. Let me distract you with another thought so you can forget that WHOLE page you just read.

Oh you're reading a book? That's nice. Let me distract you with another thought so you can forget that WHOLE page you just read.  Scumbag Brain

Hey remember how you have to wake up early tomorrow? Let's stay up all night thinking about it

Hey remember how you have to wake up early tomorrow? Let's stay up all night thinking about it  Scumbag Brain
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