Scumbag Brain

Hey bro, this hot girl just introduced herself to you You should probably immediately forget her name

Hey bro, this hot girl just introduced herself to you You should probably immediately forget her name  Scumbag Brain

Stayed up late and is tired all day Is no longer tired and stays up late again

Stayed up late and is tired all day  Is no longer tired and stays up late again   Scumbag Brain

Lives in the same house for over a decade Can't remember what light switch is for what room

Lives in the same house for over a decade Can't remember what light switch is for what room   Scumbag Brain

Remembers nothing about last night Except for the hours of throwing up you did

Remembers nothing about last night Except for the hours of throwing up you did  Scumbag Brain

When at home: Wants to go out When out: Wants nothing more than to go home

When at home: Wants to go out When out: Wants nothing more than to go home  Scumbag Brain

Have important interview tomorrow morning? Fuck sleep, how about we wake up every 40 minutes.

Have important interview tomorrow morning? Fuck sleep, how about we wake up every 40 minutes.   Scumbag Brain

girlfriend doesn't answer text immediately dude, she's probably cheating on you right now

girlfriend doesn't answer text immediately dude, she's probably cheating on you right now   Scumbag Brain

Cute girl liked your facebook status She must want sex with you

Cute girl liked your facebook status  She must want sex with you  Scumbag Brain

About to have sex in dream Arousal wakes you up

About to have sex in dream Arousal wakes you up  Scumbag Brain

Hey dawg, I heard you like procrastinating. so while you were typing that essay, I had you fall asleep and dream that you were sleeping, so you could procrastinate while you procrastinate.

Hey dawg, I heard you like procrastinating. so while you were typing that essay, I had you fall asleep and dream that you were sleeping, so you could procrastinate while you procrastinate.  Scumbag Brain
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