Scumbag Brain

Plays baby crying on loop while you try to sleep Baby is sleeping peacefully

Plays baby crying on loop while you try to sleep Baby is sleeping peacefully   Scumbag Brain

Gives you a raging, rock hard erection in class limp sausage during sex

Gives you a raging, rock hard erection in class limp sausage during sex  Scumbag Brain

Go to bed after work thinking of anything but work Dreams about work

Go to bed after work thinking of anything but work Dreams about work   Scumbag Brain

These are annoying to read Because they immediately apply to you

These are annoying to read Because they immediately apply to you  Scumbag Brain

Hey, this is the perfect hiding spot! Here, let me just lose all control of your bladder.

Hey, this is the perfect hiding spot! Here, let me just lose all control of your bladder.  Scumbag Brain

Decides not to wear retainer Dreams about crooked teeth

Decides not to wear retainer Dreams about crooked teeth   Scumbag Brain

SORRY SHE LEFT YOU BRO, I KNOW IT HURTS LET'S GO THROUGH AN INFINITE DIORAMA OF ALL THE GOOD TIMES YOU HAD TOGETHER

SORRY SHE LEFT YOU BRO, I KNOW IT HURTS LET'S GO THROUGH AN INFINITE DIORAMA OF ALL THE GOOD TIMES YOU HAD TOGETHER  Scumbag Brain

Can Dream of Anything Dreams of Magic Snowballs (Cute girls, awesome abilities, etc.)

Can Dream of Anything Dreams of Magic Snowballs (Cute girls, awesome abilities, etc.)  Scumbag Brain

can't remember a critical formula for a math test that you studied over and over remembers every stupid and pointless funny picture it's seen on the internet

can't remember a critical formula for a math test that you studied over and over remembers every stupid and pointless funny picture it's seen on the internet  Scumbag Brain

A girl you just met has a scottish accent? Call her Amy, Call her amy all the time

A girl you just met has a scottish accent? Call her Amy, Call her amy all the time  Scumbag Brain
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